I'm a PADI diver, that means I'm cooler than you!

Yeah yeah yeah! Check this out: I'm an "Open Water Diver" now, after spending $264 on a course (which is not much), three pool training sessions (which is much), five hilarious PADI videos (which is way too much!), and two day's diving in the murky waters of Lake Pupuke . And now check out the fancy card they gave to me: